Soccer Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a favorite for our family and seems to happen regularly. With that said, Max started outdoor soccer practice on Friday, and seems to think he's an old pro at the game (he played at the YMCA this past spring).  He ran and kicked with his teammates on the field for a while, then took his spot as goalie.  Lant tried to offer some constructive criticism to which Max had quite the comeback.  He yells (because my children only have one volume setting) "Dad, don't talk to me unless you're going to encourage me".  Everyone on the sidelines cracked up, including us.  It's now become the new catch phrase at our house.